Happy Belated Birthday, Beth!

Remember these poems from school. I forget what they are called....

E-evil- always making me drink that beer that was the "one" in one too many.
L-laughing at you- you are one of the funniest people I know
I-inside scoop- you give me the low-down on the celebs
Z-um... it's the last letter of the alphabet- and there are 2 in Mazzoni.
A-ann taylor- I consider you a connoisseur. (yes I had to look that up to spell it)
B-belligerent is good on you- like when you asked my dad, "How do you feed these fucking things?"
E-everything- what I can talk to you about. :)
T-timbuktu- where you moved to, you fool.
H-hemorhoids- see the 2nd E.

I love you, Beth!

Yanna:A belated post about Janna Banana. (Sorry Janna!)

An Ode

Janna, I'm sorry for the stuff
On your futon's been spilled.
I'm glad you helped me
Steal from the Women's Guild.

When you're part of the party
It's surely a blast
Like you're 21st...
Didn't think you would last.

I hope your birthday was
grand without fail.
I always think of you when
I see fields with round bale(s).

I hope you enjoyed my poem Janna! Love, Kim